So yes, my serious post on said film and all, but over on ILX a (perfectly justifiable) claim that Sweeney Todd is a better movie overall led my mind to wandering if Daniel Plainview’s story had been told by Mr. Sondheim:
Attend the tale of Dan Plainview.
His skin was pale and his soul askew.
Beat in the skulls of gentlemen
who never thereafter were heard of again.
He loved milkshakes better than few
did Dan Plainview
the demon oilman of Teeeex-as.
He joined a church near Sunday’s place.
With crazy preachers and a state of grace
So what if none of his soul was saved
HR got told off, away he was waved.
By Dan Plain,
By Dan Plainview
the demon oilman of Teeeex-as.
There’s something to this, I tell you. Even if it’s only just a random post on a Saturday. All further contributions welcome.






