And for today, specious logic as related to celebrities

I kinda love this utter bizarreness, courtesy of LAPD chief Bill Bratton:

“I figured I’d come over and straighten out — we have no intention of participating in today’s hearing. It’s a total waste of time. We have sufficent laws on the books that we enforce to deal with this issue,” Bratton said, still sweaty from his workout and with a towel hanging around his neck.

“If you notice, since Brittany (sic) started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank god; and, evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.

“If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90 percent of the problem. The rest of it we can deal with.”

The implication here being, in part:

  • There is no market for photos of Lindsay Lohan going gay that would attract photographers.
  • Apparently, ‘to go gay’ is the equivalent ‘to behave in the first place.’

But perhaps I’m missing something.

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